I found a funny little thing about chocolate a while ago and planned on posting it around Valentine's Day. This is written to all those "weird" people who prefer vanilla over chocolate. Confession: I'm one of those people. Most chocolate gives me the worst taste in my mouth. However, I know that most people, (especially girls) LOVE it. So, are you ready? Here it is:
For those whose preference is vanilla over chocolate (yes, there are "vanilla" people out there), let's give those who aren't in the know a little primer on chocolate. A few rules that will help them cope with the chocoholic in their lives.
1. To err is human, but if you mess with my chocolate, you're history.
2. Chocolate "flavored" anything is an abomination. Only real chocolate will suffice.
3. If it's imported, in a gold box and costs a week's salary, we'll follow you anywhere.
4. National Chocolate Day. Used to be once a month, now anything goes. Be prepared.
5. Hershey kisses, human kisses—if you're sensitive, don't ask which ones we want.
1 comment:
Thanks for the chocolate post! I must confess I am a big fan. I also feel antsy about Valentines day. I feel like it should have been here a week ago.
Do you remember the Valentines day in Rexburg when our husbands blindfolded us and took us to dinner in Jared and I's apartment...I think that was Valentines day...good times! Love the family picture at the top of your blog. You look so beautiful Jamie!
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